A traveling salesman stops at a hillbilly farmhouse to sell some wares?
While he's there a fierce storm comes up and the farmer invites him to spend the night.
However as there wasn't a spare bedroom. The salesman would have to sleep in the same room as the farmer's daughter on the condition that if any hanky-panky went on and if the daughter got pregnant the salesman would have to marry her.
The salesman eyes the daughter who has the body of a goddess but the head of a fish and figures out that he's being set up for a shotgun wedding. But he didn't want to brave the night's storm so he agreed to the farmer's terms.
The next morning the family is sitting around the breakfast table. The father asks the daughter "Did he do it last night girl?"
"Sure did Pa."
"Excellent!" says the father. "If it's a boy we'll call him Jed." "And if it's a girl" says the mother "we'll call her Mae."
About that time the salesman came into the room holding a condom and grinning. "Well" he says "if the little bastard gets out of this we'll call him Houdini."
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